Diageo, Train
Three women rush to catch a train in the Tube station but have missed it.
Then, at that moment, another train arrives -- a fantasy train with disco lights flashing.
"Keep on pumping boys!" shouts a drag queen from her throne to a bevy of muscle boys who are wearing nothing but tight silver lame short-shorts and sunglasses. "Travel is so exciting, you meet the most glamorous people!" As she looms over one of them, she holds a drink and notes, "I met these two at Cockfoster's..."
Inviting the women, she says, "C'mon girls, all aboard!"
The train rushes past an older man, who is transformed into a drag queen himself, as he looks down in surprise.