Narration says, "If you can pack five seasons of your favorite show into one weekend…This much heat into one bite…" as a college student whimpers from a bite of spicy wings, "This much junk in your junk drawer…This much drama into one friend…And this much GIRLY into one man…" as a young boy points out a grasshopper on his dad's arm. The man panics and jumps up with a screech to brush off the bug. "Then we can pack full 7Up flavor into only 10 calories."

The condescending narration and the final position of the vignette are supposed to evoke a laugh, because dad doesn't live up to macho standards.