Ewe, Plumber

A hunky plumber is attending to the pipes of a leaky kitchen sink, as the owner looms nearby.

The plumber notices the man, who says nothing but subtly makes advances through his foot movements and a touch on the plumber's shoulder.

With a sly smile toward the camera, the plumber stands up to follow. Moments later, the wife unexpectedly arrives home and walks in through the kitchen door. The plumber rushes back to the cabinet and is shoved in, along with his tool chest.

The narrator intones, "Luckily, all Ewe kitchens have more storage space now than other kitchens."

Shot in black-and-white, this creepy commercial takes a shadowy, old-fashioned look at homosexuality with a closeted, cheating husband. And the plumber, well, he's literally shoved back into the closet, er, cabinet.