Crunch Fitness, Superheroes: Atomic Man
A group of pseudo-superheroes does a cardio workout, with sexy thrusts and hand claps. One male has an absurdly stuffed crotch that he thrusts.
Their routine is interrupted by a loudspeaker that announces an emergency that needs their attention, "Boy Scouts stranded on mountaintop, repeat, Boy Scouts stranded on mountaintop."
The superhero with the absurd crotch takes a nervous look around and says, with a guilty smile, "I'll take that one" and is gone in a flash.
He is a little too eager here and provides the implication that his interest in saving the boys could also be pedophilia.