QIP Holder, Toasty Torpedo

Like the computer voice of Hal in 2001, the Quiznos oven lights up and talks to its sandwich maker. "Scott, I want you to do something."

"I'm not doing that again. That burned," Scott says as he looks down at his crotch.

Continuing in a creepy, sexual way, the oven says, "We both know you enjoyed that." (Scott looks away coyishly.) "Now I want you to introduce my greatest creation, the new Toasty Torpedo. Yes Scott, you make one. Put it in me, Scott." Scott loses his composure.

The oven continues, "Say it, Scott. Only $4." He replies but it doesn't satisfy the demanding oven. "Say it sexy." (Scott tries) "Sexier." (Scott does so, humorously.)

In spite of the creepy, demanding oven, this ad never goes for homophobia in Scott's replies and keeps it light and funny.