Mary Carey for Governor, Kick Ass

Porn star Mary Carey (Mary Cook) stands in an orange jump suit like criminals wear, with her arms behind her back. She's in what might pass for a governor's office, with a secret service-type in sunglasses and black trench-coat behind her.

A narrator says, "The federal government wants to outlaw adult film stars like Mary Carey. As a California voter, you can stand by and watch this happen..." Suddenly the gubernatorial candidate takes her arms from behind her back (they were never actually cuffed), rips off her Velcro top to reveal an American flag bikini top, and says, "Or you can elect me governor of California, because I'll stand up for the adult industry!"

(It is not clear what the federal government claim refers to.)

Smirking at the camera, she continues, "I'm going to get rid of the car tax and put a tax on breast implants instead!" (Carey claims her breasts are natural, though it is disputed.)

Laying on her back seductively, with feet in the air, she adds, "I will legalize gay marriage. And I'll make sure that everyone who files for unemployment gets jury duty."

"In other words, California, I'll be a kick-ass governor!" she says as she turns and a comic book style "Kick Ass" sign appears on her posterior.

Her candidacy for governor of California was declared, along with many others including former TV star Gary Coleman, after governor Gray Davis was recalled. Carey garnered 11,061 votes, but lost handily to yet another actor -- Arnold Schwarzenegger, with 4,158,194 votes.

Carey, known more for lesbian sex videos than straight ones, appeared on "The Tonight Show" along with 80 other intended gubernatorial candidates. She gave the camera the finger when Jay Leno joked that she possesses "the only hole in the ballot that's already been punched."