A man runs out in the rain after a love -- his boyfriend, about to get into a taxi during an apparent breakup.
"I can't just stand here and wait for you to figure out what you want," says the one leaving. "I just need a little more time" demands Steven, the scorned one.
"How are you still so unsure of this, Steven?" asks his boyfriend. "What am I supposed to do, leave my family?" asks Steven.
Then the long-running character Captain Obvious shows up. "Stop overthinking it Steven, book the bachelor party in Vegas!" Then Captain Obvious comments on Steven's pectoral muscles, which are prominently showing through his wet T-shirt.