In horror movie fashion, complete with thunder in the background, a Frankenstein's monster lifts up from his table. He looks under the sheet covering his lower body and takes a big gulp as sad music begins playing.

He then grabs a cigar -- presumably to relax after his revelation -- and then crosses his legs like a woman. It is then revealed he's wearing stockings and high heels...implying the bottom half of the "monster" is a woman's body.

The announcer then says, "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. The mild cigar."