In a dark room, a man wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts sleeps on his side. He is sleeping without a blanket, although a fluffy comforter covers the other half of the bed.
He awakes, reaches up to grab the blanket, and pulls it over himself from head to toe, uncovering the man sleeping on the other side of the bed. The uncovered man lifts his head slightly, rolls onto his back, throws his arm across his forehead, and exhales loudly as a narrator says, "You know what's wrong with gay marriages? The same things that are wrong with straight ones. Support same-sex marriage."