"Blind test, blind test -- anybody for a blind test?" asks an American man in a suit walking through the New York City subway.
"What about you, madam?" he asks a woman, who turns out to be transgendered. She offers him a kiss, to which he gives a tigerlike reply to the offer but does not kiss and moves on.
When an old Eastern European woman stands up, before she even speaks but holds a cup out to him for spare coins, the man says, "Not a 'whine' test, a BLIND test!"
The train enters a station and a young woman in a bright red coat and lipstick enters and he asks her. She says, "Sure," and proceeds to knee him in the balls.