"When you're a celebrity, you get a lot of perks. (Pope is shining the shoes of a celebrity.)
"If you're a famous guy, you can get a hot chick, if you're a hot chick you can get a famous guy. (Images of Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie.)
"Hell, if you're a famous chick, you can even get a hot chick as well (TV star Ellen DeGeneres and wife actress Portia de Rossi), though that's not always a given." (Unflattering image of Sex & the City star Cynthia Nixon and her wide Christine Marinoni.)
"You can be famous for being the queen, you can be famous for being Queen, you can be famous for being *a* queen. But you can't be famous for being a fruit, unless it's accidental." (Images of the queen of England, Freddie Mercury of rock band Queen, Elton John and Pee Wee Herman.)
