ConAgra, Musical

In a 3-part series where a man is violently hit in the face for talking about things considered unmanly, this one features a guy talking about a musical.

Standing shirtless in his kitchen, holding a sandwich, he enthuses: "Yeah, it's like that musical that I saw. Singing is one thing, but the way those guys danced! The lead's voice was like a, like a hug. And don't even get me started on the costumes. And the lighting. The sequins."

Then, he's hit by the arm of an unseen man off camera. "IT'S CALLED A MANWICH!" snarls the announcer.