Munsingwear, No Wonder I'm the Pin-Up Boy of Act III

This ad appeared in Life magazine. The text is:

Sammy: There ya go again! Bet you keep rehearsing this scene just so you can admire yourself in your new Munsingwear with that "STRETCHY-SEAT" feature you're always yappin' about. Confess, you balcony idol.

Hammy: Well there are worse reasons. Let me tell you again about Munsingwear;s wonderful "STRETCHY-SEAT." Observe how it holds its shape...gives when you give...can't creep, crawl, or bind. Take the cue, m'boy...it's terrific!

Sammy: Yeah, I can see where you have a four-star rave there. But I'll stick to my Munsingwear Unionsuit. It's knit, too, so I get plenty of warmth all in one piece. Gives like my own skin, and enhances even my ravishing appearance.

Hammy: For knowing enough to pick the underwear that's knit for fit, my backstage buddy, I appoint you assistant Adonis of this show. In our Munsingwear, no one can deny we're a couple of well-knit hits! Take a bow!

The seat alone is worth the price of admission.