Miroslav, Walker

A male speed walker is out exercising. In a park, he stops to check his pulse in front of a male dwarf, who is sitting on a bench. The walker then returns to his exercise and the dwarf jumps up to run after him. This results in an absurd low-speed chase, with the walker nervously looking back but never switching into a full run (which the dwarf must do because of his size). All the while, the dwarf is transfixed on the walker's rear end. This proceeds all over the neighborhood, until the walker reaches home -- but the dwarf has now grabbed onto him fully and is face-to-buttcheek with the walker. The predatory nature of the dwarf has lowered the score here.