A young, shirtless and bearded man walks up to his reflection in the mirror. He grabs a razor and starts trimming his face. As the hair starts falling, he starts speaking to himself: "I'd hit the beach with me. I'd catch some rays with me." Gaining confidence and admiring himself, he keeps trimming elsewhere on his body: "I'd build sand castles with me. Wear a silly sunhat with me. Is that weird? No, you look great," the mirror conversation continues. At the end, he sums it all up, "I'd f*ck me." His face is digitized and the word is comically garbled by a shaver's buzz sound. And in case it wasn't clear, the website IdFAQme.com is shown.