Translation: "Hey, gues what. I saw this amazing film on Canal+ ... "Brokeback Mountain." It's the story of two cowboys in charge of herding sheep. And so, they bring them to Brokeback Mountain. But then - you know what? - they fall in love. And then one day, there's a terrible accident... and the man is super sad. Because the secret of Brokeback mountain is they meet up there... to love each other freely."