Two men sit facing each other inches away on a couch. One says slowly, and with great emotion, "I think things have been going really good between us over the last coupla months. And, well, I don't want to rush ya. But I love ya. So, how do you feel about moving in with me?"

He looks over at the other, who grabs the other man's hand and says, "Beautiful, she'll love that, call her." He pulls up the man's hand to reveal he's holding a telephone.